The Geeks of Hazzard #007 (MP3 – 21MB – 61 mins)
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Kev’s house remains unpainted! Those painters are diabolical geniuses. Yesterday, while Kev was at work, they dropped off a tarp. They did nothing else; they simply dropped off a tarp. Perhaps there was going to be no room in the work van when they actually come around to paint, so they figured they’d drop it off early? DIABOLOLICAL!

THESE THINGS THEY WERE SPOKEN OF:

Kev and Van discuss the merits of each generation’s cartoon culture. Flintstones versus Transformers! Brother please.
Geeks are cool? Unheard of! Until now.
Gwen Stacey character to appear in Spider-Man 3, Kev-sense goes KAWOW!
Being a Star Wars geek lead these guys to fortune! Not JD Fortune.
Captain Kirk sold his kidney stone to GoldenPalace.com for US$25k, Kev and Van offer to piss the words “Golden Palace Dot Com” onto Kev’s living room wall for similar fee.
Sulu (gay!) and Chekov to star in a fan-made Star Trek thing.
Give this guy your used CDs, and he’ll melt them down and turn them into an iPod. …Sorta.
Million Dollar homepage blackmailed by the Russian Internet Mafia!
Goth Church. Van blows an aneurysm trying to deal with it!
Freeze my assets, and we’re not talking about balls!
Kate Beckinsale gets a caning. Oh behave!
The Edinburgh Police get a caning. By kids!
Awesome! I Fuckin’ Shot That!

Stay tuned as Van works out a way to urinate in Kev’s living room and sell the entire event to GoldenPalace.com without Kev’s housemates cottoning on! Be amazed as Kev goes an entire episode without mentioning Star Trek or Apple! Or Apple Starburst! …What?

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